Lung Chili: What happens when you choke & or cough while eating chili cheese fries. How to use in a sentence: “Mom, can you please hand me that dish rag to clean up this Lung Chili?”
Snescara: (Snee scare uh): The results of an unexpected sneeze RIGHT after (or while) you put your mascara on. How to use in a sentence: “Son of a bitch, I just had a snescara, now I have to start ALL over, damnit!”
Shuke: (shooooook) The unidentifiable blob of goo on the carpet when you have a new puppy that could be either puppy SHIT or puppy PUKE. How to use in a sentence: “Oh my GAWD Mom! I just stepped in some effing shuke! No image required-please use your imagination.
Soldster: (saw ster) What happens when you step on a soldering iron while barefoot. How to use in a sentence: "Mom, do you have any tiny scissors so I can groom my soldster?"
Love you Hamblings. Thanks for the funnies today!
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3 words: Alabama hot pocket
Ding ding ding-you ARE the winner b. That is one NASTY ass phrase. Good Gawd. Thank you for the nightmares.
Sometimes its fun to be such a scumbag ;)
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